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Sword's 10 Fave Custom Tracks in Mario Kart Wii Sword's 10 Favorite Custom Tracks of Mario Kart Wii (links in desc.)
1.) Snowy Circuit 2
2.) Misty Ruins
3.) Rooster Island
4.) Delfino Island
5.) Daisy's Palace
6.) Beagle Plains
7.) Kinoko Cave
8.) Rainbow Dash Road
9.) Haunted Woods
10.) Volcano Beach 2
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Sword's Opinion On: Season 1 Prologue
Hey guys! This is a new series I decided to try out called: Sword's Opinion On: and I will take requests on this series so if you wanna request a topic,just note me or comment the topic below! Well,this first one is a topic I chose myself! And you might've guessed it until now! The topic is,the One And Only,RAINBOW DASH! So I hope you enjoy this!!
Info (please read!!)As some of you may not know,I just got an iPod touch 5gen for An early Christmas gift.and I can't upload directly to my account through my iPod so if you wanna see deviantations I upload on my iPod,just go to my sta.sh.
Mario Kart Wii Flower Cup Track Tutorial Flower Cup
*at the start,wheelie for a top speed run
*take tight corners
*avoid the chain chomp by taking the ramp at the right and shrooming.note that this can be done shroomless,but may need some mastering.
*Go on the escalators that are going up
*Before the middle fountain area,turn right and shroom for a quick shortcut
*avoid the cars at the end
*try to hit the boost panels,but also try to not get hit by the cars
*after the cannon,turn left sharply and trick off the ledge for a quick
*don't take the boost ramp;take the bumpy ramp with no boost;it's faster
*trick off of the bumps
*after the bump area,you can turn right and save appx. 2.5 sec by cutting the corner. You can cut the other corner by going at high speed (or with a boost/shroom)and going forward and land back on the track
*stay out of the snow
*avoid the shy guys
*turn right sharply at the last turn for a small shortcut
Wario's Gold Min
[Bad Touch Trio x Reader]
You shouted out through the empty home, completely furious.
Your mind was set on a rather annoying Prussian, and his cheeky companions as you hurried around the house.
“I am going to kill each one of you if you don’t give them back!”
Just as you were about to open the bathroom door, it busted open. Though before you could react, strong arms were wrapped around your waist as they pulled you to the partnering wall.
Antonio waved happily at you from the doorway of the bathroom, acting as if nothing was happening.
Deciding to ignore the Spaniard, you leaned your head around to see Francis holding you close to his chest.
“Qui~ Hello there my little fleur.”
He flashed you one of his signature smiles, then directed his attention to Antonio.
“Toni, do me a favor, and grab _______’s legs would you?”
Francis’s words made your eyes widen.
‘Toni, don’t you dare!’
Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader) part 10You and Karkat had been hanging out more and more ever since the discovery of him actually being a part of a web comic. Not because you thought you'd get cool points for hanging out with a semi-famous guy from a comic. Just as friends.
But inside, you wanted to be more then friends.
You wanted to be his matesprit.
But, he already has someone he loves from Alternia. One of his own species. And they must have known him since they were little. You've only known Karkat for only a month or two... It was all so frustrating... You really wanted to ask Karkat about the girl he likes, but you didn't want to just push your way into his private life. He's already dealing with trying to get back.
That had reminded you... It isn't going to stay like this forever. His twofold asshole hacker friend, Sollux, is already getting a program together to bring him back to Alternia. It might be done today or tomorrow... Or a week from now. Who knows?
You woke up from your sleep earlier then you usually did a
Vore Tournament-Battle #9: Misty vs. Chun-li
The girls were once again lining up in the room that they always line up in, awaiting the votes. Jason’s face appeared on the TV screen, with his iPod in his hand. “Ok, it’s time to read the votes. April, you had immunity, so you’re automatically safe.” April smiled and stepped back. “Now, with six votes, Sailor Moon is safe.” Sailor Moon smiled and stepped back. “With eight votes, Astrid is safe.” Astrid beamed and stepped back, making her boobs bounce around, catching everyone’s attention. “What?” She asked innocently, blushing a bit. “Anyway, moving on. With nine voted each, Chell and Ahsoka are safe as well.” Ahsoka smiled, but Chell sighed, stepping back along with the Togruta girl. This left Misty and Chun-li, who looked at each other nervously. “Well, looks like you two will have to battle. However, this will be another Pokemon battle. Misty will have her usual Water-types while Chun-li wil
There Was A Girl I Knew... A Long Time Ago 3
3: STORY TIME
Arendelle didn’t get any visitors. One sunny, yet cold morning held an exception. The royal family of Enchancia arrived at the castle in a golden carriage. Out hopped the king, queen, prince and two princesses. Elsa and Anna stood by to welcome the family to Arendelle. Elsa remained stoic and calm while Anna was more than eager. Meeting new people was a rarity that she wanted to take advantage of.
She was surprised to find that the prince and princesses- who she was most excited to meet- were a good head shorter than her. Anna shrugged it off, though, still open to be friendly with them. The prince looked extremely bored, the blonde princess eyed Anna once with disinterest, but looked to Elsa with admiration; the auburn-haired princess gazed around the area with wide eyes.
Anna was occupied for the majority of the day, less so than Elsa, but still offered entertainm
Vore Tournament-Chapter 9
April giggled as she overlooked her new body. “Dang, I look good!” She slapped her round, curvy butt seductively. “I don’t mean to sound egotistical, but I just might be the sexiest person here.” She beamed with pride as she jerked her body a bit, making her breasts bounce. Astrid couldn’t help but intervene. “Sorry, but I think I have the best body out of anyone.” She stretched her body out, showing off her features. After eating Rapunzel, she received another upgrade to her body. Her breasts were now large and bouncy, as well as the largest pair of breasts in the room. Her ass was also large and in charge, become much bigger, much bouncier, and much curvier. Her exposed stomach had a large amount of fat on it from her meals. It made her look a couple months pregnant. April couldn’t help but admire her friend’s sexy body.
“Man, you really do look good.” Astrid giggled a bit. “Man, if I win this tournament, I
A Change in the FamilyA Lucky Star AR Story
The morning started very oddly.
You could almost say that Kagami woke up on the wrong side of the bed. But to be more honest, she didn't even wake up in her own bed! When she opened her eyes that morning, instead of her regular, plain sheets, she was met instead with an almost sickeningly bright pink sheets, little kitten designs dancing all over them. Kagami sighed, figuring that this was some weird prank that Tsukasa or Konata was playing on her, for some reason beyond her comprehension. Slowly, she reached down to push herself up, wanting to go yell at someone.
This is when the second, and more pertinent, difference was discovered. As she rose, she noticed a crinkling sound at her waist. Looking down, she first saw a little white belly, before seeing a similarly pink blanket, draped over a weird thickness at her crotch, sitting above two other small lumps. With a twitch of her toes, she quickly figured out that the two small lumps were, in fact, her legs. She q
The Little Ornament Boys
Christmas time, a time for family, decorations, and love.
A family decorating their tree is always a wonderful thing, the mom, the dad, and the young daughter who helps make the tree beautiful. “Mommy, can we put the new decorations up now?” the young girl asked. The mother chuckled lightly and kissed her head, “Of course sweetheart.”
The little girl grabbed one and put a small little wooden boy with blond hair and green eyes and a very festive outfit onto the tree. A moment later, she put a little decoration of another small wooden boy, but with blue eyes and another festive outfit close to the other little boy.
The boy with blue eyes smiled some looking out the window at the snow and sighed happily. He glanced over at his decoration neighbor and had to take a second glance before smiling and staring some.
The other boy didn't seem to be paying attention because he was staring out the window as well and smiling.
The boy with green eyes then looked over a moment
Jane's shitty backstory xDJoining the bandwagon now :U
Name: Jane ????
I was raised by my grandfather since I was 4, before that I was taken care of by my parents, I dont remember much of them....nor do i want to. My grandfather was a great man.....and a great inventor, he made some many things....so many but he refused to bring them to light. When i was 16 My grandfather became fataily ill and i had done my best to take care of him, on his death bed he told me everything he had now belonged to me and that i must take over the role as " Seer " Its not as heroic as it sounds really....Its more of a...I cant explain it well but all i can say is " Helps you invent better stuffs" I dont really use this ability.....enough of that now on to the present...I recently moved to victubia in order to start a new life for myself and I plan to be the best damn inventor
Fun and Games at the James ResidenceWarning: This story contains bondage. If you have a problem with that, leave now. You have been warned.
(Somewhere in the Pacific…)
“SO! YOU are the meddling snoop who has infiltrated my lair and tried to stop my EEEEEVIL plans!” Professor von DarkShadowMcEvilton gloated as his mooks taped up my wrists and ankles, “Well, you may count yourself lucky! For YOU… have the front row seat… FOR THE MOMENT WHEN I TOTALLY DOMINATE THE WORLD!”
“Ah! Keep talking, you megalomaniacal creep! Emmy will be here soon, and when I get free, I’ll kick your- mmph!” A dark red cloth was shoved into my mouth, and Professor von DarkShadowMcEvilton’s goons quickly followed up with strip after strip of grey duct tape.
“MMMPH!” I screamed at him through my gag.
“Not so smart now, eh?” Professor von DarkShadowMcEvilton leered as he turned and walked to his gigantic mind control laser, intent on global takeover.
Sword's Opinion On:Rainbow DashHey guys! I'm here today with an opinion on,as we all know,Rainbow Dash! I mean,yes,she is off of My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic ,but I'm doing an opinion off of her,so DEAL WITH IT. lol i just had to
To me,Dashie (I call her that so get used to it) is a talented,cute,funny,pony from the show My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic . She can fly,and not to mention why i like her,I like her because Rainbows are EPIC,and her personality is alot like mine.
My favorite MLP Rainbow Dash memes are:
-Deal with it
-Dash with it
20% Cooler being my favorite!!
If anyone wants to debate about this,please do so in the comments or through notes!
*if you want another topic just tell me through a comment or note*
Our DutyWe swallowed the path home
Because we were hungry,
Though starving is an ongoing
Story, an empty bag
Dancing in the streets,
Full of an unfastened voice
Walking through the house,
Wind unchained, heart admonished.
Heaven fills its eyes, crawls away,
That sleeping boat content to follow
The vacant waves, intervals
Of dying that we dare not interrupt,
And we watch the kind ear shrinking
From our charcoal docks; heaven
With a full stomach crawls away.
This is what we were put here for.
Leaving Southampton She was in the kitchen when he stumbled in noisily, tripping as he went past the shelves and catching the edge of the table to keep himself from falling.
Pretending not to hear the stream of curses that followed, she kept her eyes fixed on the dishes, letting her hand trail in the soapy water. There was a loud scraping of wood against grimy concrete as he drew a chair and collapsed into it. At this she looked up, and after a moment's hesitation, she said, unnecessarily, "You've been drinking."
He clutched his head and said nothing. He hadn't shaved in weeks and stank of sweat and alcohol; he looked much older than his eighteen years.
They sat in silence for a while. Then he announced, loudly, "Fuck."
She didn't bother to tell him off. She just waited. And jumped when he suddenly brought his fist down, hard, onto the table.
"Our lives here are s
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